• If they made movie starring the Loch Ness Monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?

Loch Jaws

• What happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow fish?

I don't know...but I wouldn't want to milk it!

• What happens when you cross a great white shark with a trumpet fish?

I don't know...but I wouldn't want to play it!

• What do you can the mushy stuff stuck between a great white's shark teeth?

Slow swimmers.

• If a shark is after you, what should your feed it?

Jawbreakers

• If you see a tuna being chased by a dozen sharks what time is it?

Twelve after one.

• What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter sandwiches?

Jellyfish

• How do you shoot a blue shark?

With a blue shark spear gun.

• How do you shoot a great white shark?

Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.

• Which sharks would you find at a construction site?

Hammerhead sharks.

• Which sharks do you find in heaven?

Angel sharks.

• What hobby does a shark like best?

Anything he can sink his teeth into.

• Who is the most famous shark writer?

William Sharkspeare



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