• Why are Fish so smart?

Because they live in schools

• What fish is the most valuable?

The goldfish.

• What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?

The tune-a fish!

• What is the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

• Why did the fish cross the road?

Somebody threw it!

• What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

The Codfather.

• Which fish do you find in heaven?


• Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

Because they have their own scales.

• What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

• What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse.

• What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

• What kind of kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?


• What do you get when cross a school of fish with a herd of elephants?

Swimming Trunks!

• What kind of fish are useful in freezing weather?


• What do you call a fish with no eyes?

F sh

• Where does a fish get its food?

At the fish market.

• What is stranger than seeing a cat fish?

Seeing a fish bowl.

• What is a knight's favorite fish?

A swordfish.

• if the earth was flat and a fish swam over the edge, where would it go?

Trouter space.

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