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• Why are Fish so smart?
Because they live in schools
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• What fish is the most valuable?
The goldfish.
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• What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish!
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• What is the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.
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• Why did the fish cross the road?
Somebody threw it!
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• What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
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• Which fish do you find in heaven?
Angelfish.
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• Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales.
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• What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?
A fish tank.
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• What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
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• What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.
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• What kind of kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Jellyfish.
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• What do you get when cross a school of fish with a herd of elephants?
Swimming Trunks!
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• What kind of fish are useful in freezing weather?
Skates.
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• What do you call a fish with no eyes?
F sh
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• Where does a fish get its food?
At the fish market.
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• What is stranger than seeing a cat fish?
Seeing a fish bowl.
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• What is a knight's favorite fish?
A swordfish.
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• if the earth was flat and a fish swam over the edge, where would it go?
Trouter space.
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